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Tonight I died, Kiss me with your antidote.
*weremember
~marked-lovers
~Deviant-Body-Mods
I am...are you?
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I ain't no showpiece!
I NEVER WAS!
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Larryniven?
If you can read this, thank a teacher!
If you can read this in English, thank a soldier!
Pass it on and vote wisely.
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"Aren't you tired of being weak? Such rage that you could scream... the stars right out of the sky...and destroy the prettiest starry night...every evening that I die..."
::Atreyu::
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REALITY is for people who can't handle DRUGS,
&&
DRUGS are for people who can't handle REALITY.
And I hope that if you are feeling lost, you will be found.
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We are defined by how high we rise after we fall...
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My girfriend's DA- [link]
[link] me nekkid again in this one
I see a connection.
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~I take you where you want to go
I tell you all you need to know
I drag you down I use you up
Mr. Self Destruct
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